The real shit

(n.) The re-al sh-it

An instance of true authenticity; An occuring event which leads an individual to believe that it is, in fact, real shit.

"Yo dog," J-Tizzle said, "you see me cap dat motha in da face?"
"Yeah dog," I replied, "that was the real shit..."

The real shit by Crustin December 28, 2005

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

did you shit the bed? by me old fruity October 1, 2006

does the pope shit in a funny hat? 

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

does the pope shit in a funny hat? by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

have you shit the bed 

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

have you shit the bed by Lee.w October 31, 2017

the dog shit 

at maximum potential; ultimate force; maxed out; like no other; road rough and put away wet, etc...

Charles McGee: so did that blonde from the bar last night let you beat? or what?
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.

GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.

GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.

the dog shit by that lethal shit: July 5, 2014

shit the bed 

The utilization of the phrase varies by country.

1. (American) Failure of a device, usually in a non-repairable manner.
2. (British) Exclamation of surprised.

1. "My car shit the bed when the timing belt broke."
2. "The boss is back from vacation early!" "Shit the bed."

shit the bed by Peri March 23, 2006

Shit the Cock 

When something breaks it "shits the cock"

"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"

Shit the Cock by superman :] February 22, 2009