Cum Tease

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"

I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...

by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008

cock tease

Another name for a cocktail that has far less alcohol in it than mixer.

Scott ordered a single liquor in a tall glass. He didn't order a cocktail, he ordered a cock tease.

by absolut692 June 19, 2009

Teaster

a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.

A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.

by Twacker April 4, 2009

Sock Tease

Sock Tease is a guy that wears their socks knee high

Showing too much sock

That dork thinks he's hot! Yeah he's trying to be a Sock Tease.

by stencilneck March 28, 2009

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

teast

A declaration of homosexuality. Started in Scarsdale, NY, the word serves to alert everyone around the person who says the word of their need for cock. This started as the population of gays in Edgewood, a neighborhood of Scarsdale, grew so dramatically there had to be a more efficient way for people to know that someone was gay. To this day everyone in Edgewood is gay.

teasting- to come out of the closet, to get fucked up the ass by a man

teaster- one whose asshole has become so loose from teasting that they become a "master of the teast"

Josh S. :TEAST

Josh S. Yeah, so all you teasters out there, you guys can now fuck me in the ass.

by Mobil November 19, 2007

teaser trailer

adj/noun; a marketing tool used by corporations and organizations that have much more money than they are really worth to promote a product that is not as good as said tool. Hence, "teaser" is used in this sense to trick the unknowing angst-filled i-don't-know-who-i-am-yet consumer that there is a world out there where everything is roses, deep romantic kisses, and a stack of perfect pancakes floating on a pool of maple syrup flowing directly from the tree. "Trailer" the piece of toilet paper stuck to one's foot when leaving the restroom to notify the world that they have just stepped on a floor that is riddled with the same thing this is movie is filled with...

"Watch now! Teaser Trailer for Twilight 6!"

by Francis Grendelslayer March 12, 2010