Holiday Taint

The time between Christmas and New Years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.

I'll be out of the office from December 22 to January 5th. The holiday taint is huge this year!

by punchmyface December 20, 2008

Tainted Meat

A girl that's taken a black dick inside her nether regions.

Guy 1: Yo did you hook up with the girl from the club last night?

Guy 2: Nah I found out she got dicked by the mandingo next door, tainted meat.

by Mikumi Hawkumi August 15, 2018

Tainted Meat

When you place your cock and balls between your legs.

A tuck job.

"I was all up on a girl at da club until I realized she had some tainted meat."

by psychognosis November 8, 2013

satan's taint

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"

by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006

Taint Mode

When you get so drunk that you get naked , and start showing people your taint.

Daniel was so drunk last night that he went into taint mode.

by kansirus1 February 24, 2015

Taint Brow

A unibrow of continuous hair growth covering the taint area of a woman from Eurasian descent, usually Iran. The taint brow is a continuous brow of hair from the cooter to the anus so one cannot tell where one orafice ends and next begins. An Iranian man slipping into into the wrong hole of an Iranian taint brow is punishable by death.

Man, that chick had a Iranian taint brow like a Vulcan caterpillar on steroids.

by Mr. Totem August 2, 2008

Face taint

The area between your nose and your upper lip. 'Taint your nose and 'taint your lip!

His mustache is so bushy it completely hides his face taint!

by Ron Greenberg November 7, 2007