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A unibrow of continuous hair growth covering the taint area of a woman from Eurasian descent, usually Iran. The taint brow is a continuous brow of hair from the cooter to the anus so one cannot tell where one orafice ends and next begins. An Iranian man slipping into into the wrong hole of an Iranian taint brow is punishable by death.
Man, that chick had a Iranian taint brow like a Vulcan caterpillar on steroids.
by Mr. Totem July 11, 2008
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