Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

cylon toast

Originates from the show BIG BANG THEORY. The Cylons are a fictional race of robots and the arch-enemies of the humans in the TV show Battlestar Galactica.
In the new series of Battlestar Galactica two forms of Cylons appear - metal, robotic "Centurions" and human-looking "Skin jobs". Although some of the Cylons evolved into a humanoid form, they are condescendingly commonly referred to as "toasters" by the humans.
Sheldon owns a limited-edition toaster that imprints the head of a Cylon Centurion onto the bread. He attempts to make enough Cylon toast "to destroy all the human toasts on a Battlestar known as Galactica" in The Cornhusker Vortex. sheldon is a character in BIG BANG THEORY.

Leonard- When are you going to stop
making Cylon toast?

sheldon - When I have enough to destroy
all the human toast On the battlestar
known asGalactica.

by RAHUL May 21, 2013

French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.

Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.

by t. sofia January 12, 2009

foreskins on toast

Classic GI and prison chow line dish consisting of dried chipped beef in cream sauce poured over toasted light bread. The name seems to have originated in the U. S. Navy during World War Two. Intact sailors were "strongly encouraged" by Naval doctors and corpsman to undergo adult circumcisions for "hygienic" and "health" reasons. Apparently it was believed then (and to some extent now) that circumcised men have lower rates of infection with sexually transmitted disease during unprotected sex, and since horny sailors will often do reckless things when on shore leave (and more discreetly when on board ship) the age old religious rite of clipping the cod was vigrously promoted as a newflangled "scientific" solution for an age old military problem. Given the reputation for navy food anyway, and the obvious surplus of extra "meat" available, it is not surprising why the name stuck, and became somewhat legendary. The dish, though, is quite distinct from shit on a shingle.

I hear Kilroy got clipped. Looks like we're having foreskins on toast again.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

yes toast

a term used to show achievement or completing something.
The same usage as "yes mate" or "yes"

"yes toast that was an awesome fifa goal hommes"

by wikginge December 29, 2007

hee hee toast

A phrase used to break an awkward silence. It can also be used at random times. If someone asks you something and you don't know the answer, say hee hee toast! Also, if you're texting someone,and you can't get a conversation going, just say hee hee toast.

None of your friends are saying anything. Its getting awkward. You: hee hee toast!

Your friends are talking, and won't let you in. So you butt in and say:
Hee hee toast!

Your friend asks you the answer to #4 in math. You don't know it, so you pause a second, pretend to think, and say: hee hee toast!

You're texting your friend.
You: hi
Your friend: hi
You: wassup
Your friend: nothing
If they won't say anything else,say hee hee toast!

by alanna jackson April 1, 2009