a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
by DanielTheSquid December 20, 2015
Get the texas tire shopmug. When during Anal intercourse (the woman may need to have diarrhea) the male pulls out and smacks his dick on the females back near the tramp stamp area. This will cause a lot of the fecal matter to be flung off and leave a trail of shit up the spine.
you dude i gave that bitch the muddy bicycle tire last night and she spent an hour in the shower trying to get the shit off! hahaha she couldn't reach it!!
by drewbag January 4, 2013
Get the Muddy Bicycle Tiremug. The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
Get the tire-eye coordinationmug. a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
Get the tired old queenmug. its when everyone is wasted at a summer party, and your buddy has his pick of one smoking hot girl that wants to fuck, and one fat girl that wants to fuck. he picks the fat one because she "tricks" him by saying he can put it any where he wants.
"man we were at that awesome party last night, i cant believe he fucked that extremely fat chick!" "yea i know, he must have the tire rometto complex"
by shallowthoughtsby AB March 12, 2009
Get the the tire rometto complexmug. Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like shit".
by 713hdj August 27, 2011
Get the You look tiredmug. A state of fatigue so terminal that you cannot roll another foot, having all the shapely utility, bounce and style of a flat tire, the air completely taken out of you.
Another day, after another sleepless night, feeling so deflated that no air hose, pressure gauge or patch could address his flat tire-dness. Yet he'd get through it, for sure, he'd do everything needed of him, as he's done yesterday, and the day before, and the... day...... before........... huh?! Me?? Yeah, no, I'm awake! Just turn the key, give it a little gas... sure, let's go.
by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2023
Get the flat tire-dnessmug.