Searchportal

A pointless website that you are redirected to when you type a URL incorrectly.

Jim: "I was trying to get to goatse.com and all it gave me was this stupid searchportal thing!"

Bill: "No no no, it's goatse.cz. Searchportal is just a useless website worth less than even the modern Newgrounds."

by Valhalla777 January 26, 2009

Stachealicious

Someone with a moustache that is incredibly good looking, good enough to eat.

Meetcurten was stachealicious at the battleground today.

by bright_side January 21, 2010

Searchy

Obsession with finding something
a certain type of mood

I dont wanna seem boy searchy.

by Candle Candacceee December 5, 2011

stachie

1. Noun, A selfie taken in order to show off one's mustache. 2. Adj. A descriptive term for a rapist's face.

Ex. 1. Instagram is flooded with stachies during March
Ex. 2. Can you describe what you're assailants looked like. Well, they were really stachie.

by PkmnTrnrBrock November 23, 2013

sharchoda

Crushed red peppers.

Hand me some sharchoda

by Ashleyneri December 18, 2013

Searchie

Noun, describing the act of searching your full name via an online search engine (google, bing, yahoo), similar to taking a "selfie". The difference to a selfie is that searchies are less embarassing, because only the search engine company knows that you are a self-absorbed narcissist.
Usually done in the false belief that it will increase your ranking in google.

I just made a searchie and no one will ever know (99.99999 percent of internet users).

by searchie-man January 8, 2014

stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.

Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!

by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016