Didey Squirts

Squirts of liquid poo in your dideys or short pants.

I can't leave the house yet, I'm having the didey squirts.

by Dickie Bundle May 24, 2010

Vodka-Squirt

A substantial amount of Vodka with a small splash of Squirt soda.

Damn, I'm so hammered from all those vodka-squirts earlier at the Goose ...

by 1018 Marine March 21, 2011

squirt nipply

the act of sticking one's nose between dirty buttcheeks and flapping said cheeks, making a clapping sound

Dude, I was at the nursing home and got a sweet squirt nipply from Edna

by jdbb August 17, 2006

mega squirt

a standalone fuel management system. usually used by vw's or whoever else wants to use it, its an independent unit, meaning it is not stock on any particular vehicle, but is an aftermarket modification.

Damn that mega squirt set up is runnin so tits on that scirocco.

by bigboy97 February 22, 2007

hershey squirt

When a guy and a girl are fucking and she sharts on his dick.

Man, I can't believe she hershey squirtted on me last night.

by Carlyjay March 1, 2015

hershey squirts

when your shit looks like brown or red soup and is all warm feeling when it is eliminated from thee anus.

Liam- Haha check out this toilet man!
Kyle- i dont know man.
Liam- do be a puss!
Kyle- ok--- eww (barf) you got the hershey squirts
Liam- Hehe

by white venom October 27, 2011

Squirting Cheese

When someone is suffering from extreme diarrhoea
after eating too much Pizza.

Jimmy says "Hey, Delboy, where have you been?"
Delboy says "Oh mate, I've been squirting cheese for days"

by oust123456 July 3, 2007