Splooch Gooch

a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".

Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."

Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"

Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"

by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009

splooge

explosion of the buttox region;diarhea; wet fart; massive waste disposal

the man needed to use the bathroom badly and ended up needing to splooge.

by ritzbitz November 3, 2006

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

splooge

the sound effect fat people make when playing corners in the back of a bus, car etc

that kemeron is fouling up my ears, with his constant splooging!

by zagga March 24, 2005

Sploob

When a womens cleavage spills over the top of her shirt. Boob spillage.

Corsets makes some serious sploob.

by KGar1984 September 4, 2009

sploof

A dry ejaculate resembling dust, often making a barely audible "poof" sound.

"I heard you turned 80 the other day."
"Yup."
"So did you get a birthday blow job?"
"Yup, but Deloris almost choked when I sploofed."

by slowmovin March 31, 2009

sploosh

SOOOOO SPLOOOSH is the new word to use these days. Crazy kids these days right? WRONG.
Sploosh means like cool..like the splooshed water on my face. it's cool.
like cold water. so instead of saying cool you can say sploosh! come on it sounds better too.

Splooshed can also mean intoxicated. Like a hippie sort of intoxication. you know lets go get beer and be splooshed. it'll be a party. it's cool.

Amanda 'the hippie'was being real sploosh today.
Shamika 'the splooshest' is always sploosh because she's sploosh.

by SHAMI! August 5, 2004