Definitions by KGar1984

Sploob 

When a womens cleavage spills over the top of her shirt. Boob spillage.

Corsets makes some serious sploob.

Sploob by KGar1984 September 4, 2009

Blinkle 

The crease between ass cheeks and legs. Right below the bum, right above the leg.

No example. Grab a mirror, you'll find the blinkle. Hint, its behind you.

Blinkle by KGar1984 September 4, 2009

L.J. 

The act of masterbating alone.

Jerking Off
Similar in nature to an H.J. but flying solo.

Gonna go home and give myself an L.J.

Looks like he's gettin an L.J. later. (if they leave alone.)

L.J. by Kgar1984 September 4, 2009

One Lovin it 

The act of self pleasure.

Doing it by yourself.

Making love to yourself
Masterbation....

I can't get a date looks like I'll be one lovin it tonight.

If your friend is a real "ladies man" but never picks up when they leave you say "One Love man, One love." They have no idea, they think your trying to be cool, but you'll know. Feel free to throw in a jerk motion.

One Lovin it by Kgar1984 September 4, 2009

Limited slip differential 

The act of anal sex without lubrication.

Going in dry.

That chick was so dirty she let me give her the limited slip differential.

Oh man she probably takes the limited sip differential.

Guy1: Our sex life is okay but I wanna try something new and different.
Guy2: Give her the limited slip differential!

Limited slip differential by KGar1984 September 4, 2009