banana sploat

A banana split and banana float together.

Yo it’s so hot out ima go get a banana sploat.

by Blahkaka December 23, 2018

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 3, 2021

explosive splondo

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.

Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish

by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

jj sploit

a shitty roblox exploit that crashes faster than a coffee run, not to mention the spyware rat viruses and bitcoin miners. im trying to exploit not break my pc wearegay. not to mention you get patched all the time and take days to fix. its also so detectible im able to find my phone faster. woohoo I love getting banned from roblox

person 1: hey dude whats a good exploit with no key or payments

person 2 (dumbass): jJsPlOiT ive used it 30 times and got banned from roblox.

person 1: is it good
person 2: it sucks and crashes on excution and injection.
person 1: ooh super cool doe s it affect your pc?:
person 2: no my pc is only is wheezing more than a severe asthmatic in the smokestack of a coal power plant. I'm also permanently banned from roblox.
person 1: yay im gonna kill my pc and need to restart windows I hate jj sploit

by roboxsl123 February 9, 2022

Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.

Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*

by alexsalontai November 18, 2022

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023