smarshed

when you are having sex and you shit into someones asshole

me and my girlfriend had sex last night and i smarshed into her asshole

by pickle munch420 May 22, 2023

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Swashed

Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

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Swashed

Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

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A Tier VII Heavy Tank belonging to the "Hybrid Nation" (Half-Breeds) in World of Tanks Blitz.

There are only a few ways of describing people who own them: children without fathers, people who didn't deserve to escape the Holocaust, transgender "men" who traded their dick and balls for a vagina. Basically the tank equivalent to big truck + small penis.

KV-2 if it had downsyndrome.

If you have one there's no hope for you except for slitting your wrists and pouring bleach in them.

Smasher: Hey, dad! I'm back from the war!
KV-2: I do not know who the fuck you are. Get off of my property.

by AsianMan_45 May 26, 2025

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chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

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