simmon_

a very sweaty asian with a hunger for cats and dogs

simmon_ you are sexy

by NekoUwU January 24, 2021

Simmophobia

A fear of free-throws. Not to be confused with Benphobia, which is a fear of jumpshots.

Mike: You see that nigga Giannis getting hit with two 10 second violations last night?

Joe: Yeah, dude’s got a bad case of Simmophobia.

by TrustFundAlex June 18, 2021

Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"

Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.

by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

simmons zhu

A kingly name that’s meant to achieve extraordinary success that most people dream of.
First name is Originated from UK while the last name is originated from China.
Zhu was the same last name of the Emperor of Ming Dynasty which ruled China from 1368 to 1644 A.D.

Here you are. Number 1 on the chart just like the legendary Simmons Zhu.

by Ching Chong 123 November 23, 2021

Simmons Classic

When you poop on someone’s chest and rub it around like you’re cleaning a table

Her chest was dirty so I gave her a simmons classic

by Anelly221 January 10, 2022