Stoner Shit

The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.

Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.

by Frick March 20, 2005

Stoner Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do

1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!

by Jessica November 23, 2004

Stonerman

The amazing superhero, who always manages to use his mystical powers to provide whatever you need, be it munchies, green, or money.
He has a young sidekick known simply as Ganja Girl.

We couldn't find any green last night, but then Stonerman showed up and saved us!

by Auras July 7, 2009

Stoner Sauce

A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!

"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "

"It's Stoner sauce of course!"

by KRC123 July 28, 2009

Stoner Candy

Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.

Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.

by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011

stoner grilled cheese

Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.

Today I got really high and I was too lazy to cook dinner, so I made a stoner grilled cheese

by After that I said... March 19, 2011

Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

by MR321 March 24, 2012