Penial cyst remover

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.

Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.

"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse, thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that Blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."

by Loperman November 21, 2021

the r/minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason

i will find you, i will kill you and no one will ever have a false removed post again

person 1: the r/Minecraft mod that removed my post for no reason, should perish
person 2: ok

by the scout that takes kneecaps September 19, 2022

Noise Removal

The final boss of Ear Rape.

This type of meme was somewhat popular in 2007 but died off very quickly.

Guy: Remember Noise Removal?

Friend: No.
Guy: Yeah it was just a scary Ear Rape.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

JO Remorse

The overwhelming feeling of regret and remorse felt only seconds after climaxing while jerking off (JO). Most commonly felt after masturbation sessions that take place mid day in one's parent's house. Other common and extremely depressing feelings include a lack of self worth, loneliness, and sometimes thoughts of suicide.

"Dude, I got really bad JO remorse earlier today...I really need to get my life back on track."

by chilldudeguyman August 31, 2011

liquid panty remover

Southern Comfort. The best damn drink in the world, mix with Sprite, Sierra Mist, or Coca-Cola. Serve it to the ladies and within moments, she will tear those pink frilly granny panties off like they on fire.

Guy 1: Did you get lucky last night with that chick you met at the club?
Guy 2: Hell yeah. Liquid Panty Remover does it every time.

by axewound87 April 20, 2008

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

by 420hitter December 4, 2002