relaxed fit pussy

relaxed fit pussy is like when a vagina is all blowed out and saggy from having kids or whatever. throwing it in a relaxed fit pussy is like putting on a pair of baggy sweatpants that are still a little damp from the washing machine.

"that chick pushing the stroller is fine as hell, but i don't fuck with relaxed fit pussy"

by j_brooks February 15, 2010

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relaxercise

To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.

"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."

by Syph September 24, 2008

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Relaxerbate

When you are stressed and just want to relax and enjoy it

"Leave me alone right now, I'm tying to relaxerbate."

by destro8165 April 7, 2009

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Relaxful

To be relaxed and just chill

How so your day going ? .... Relaxful ;)

by Lexus ;) January 28, 2016

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good times-related injury

Any injury occuring while enjoying oneself, e.g. bumping your head on the headboard, a sunburn from sitting at the beach, skateboarding accidents, poor sense of smell due to cocaine use...

Dude #1 - 'so she left scratch marks on you?'

Dude #2 - 'yeah, but it's a good times-related injury, i'll live...'

by jack swaggah July 11, 2010

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