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Rectal Seepage

The leftovers after anal sex, that leaks out on the bed.
Susie was over last night, we banged, but she left some Rectal Seepage as a going away gift....
by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023
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Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses
I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen
by JustASpy November 28, 2023
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Rectalysis

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.
Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(
by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024
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Rectal slime

Thick creamy semen ejaculated into an anus after climax during anal sex.

n. A buildup of semen in and around the anus after multiple cum blasts.
I fucked my lady in the ass so much tonight that she has a build up of rectal slime up her tight asshole.

Prostitutes beware that if you don't wash up immediately after anal pound sessions followed by creampies you'll have a massive build up of rectal slime!
by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026
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Rectal Reception

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.
by Hope Fully May 16, 2025
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rectalplasm

"Elton John is such a faggot, imagine the rectalplasm!"
by gottkrieg June 13, 2025
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Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.
“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
by lord anton June 24, 2025
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