Puckdaddy

The act of shoving 4-6 hockey pucks up a woman's vagina and/or rectum (like a Pringles can), then slapping her face with one's dick while proclaiming oneself her "puckdaddy."

1: "Hey man, I made myself a random bitch's puckdaddy last night."
2: "Niceeee. But did you take the pucks from the team bag? How are we supposed to play today?"
1: "It's cool, I have a full can of Cope to shoot around."

by puckdaddy October 20, 2013

Pucker Factor

Tension caused by high stress during a difficult or dangerous situation. So named because your sphincter tends to tighten up
or "pucker" involuntarily during such times.

The pucker factor was high when Tyrone was stopped by the cops for speeding while having weed stashed under the seat.

by B_playa005 April 2, 2009

puckulence

The way a vagina (or anus) quivers in anticipation of intercourse.

I could tell by his puckulence that he was ready to be penetrated.

by VanKannel January 17, 2009

Pucker Horse

This marvel is a merely an unfortunate person who has gums like a horse because his/her teeth are visible only subtly, while the gums look ample and luxurious. Although pucker horses are uncommon, you can spot them as soon as they smile.

She's definitely a pucker horse with that dreadful smile!

by Beebs83 January 18, 2009

puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.

Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.

by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017

Kirby Puckett

When you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone's eye, thus blinding them.

"I gave Kim a Kirby Puckett last night, and she got pissed".

"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"

by Zac Fielder & Josh Fritz August 4, 2005

butt pucker

an extreme tight ass, excessively anal

You have so much butt pucker you might suck yourself in.

by babblepfish September 22, 2008