Jake Pauler

A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.

John: hey is that David? I heard he’s a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.

John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.

by Laughing at morons October 4, 2021

Paul Brothers

They are the two boys who were dropped on their heads as kids and are now spreading diseases like cancer to 9 to 14 year-old kids.

KSI and his brother, Deji, fought the two idiots that are the Paul Brothers, so the disease source got what they deserve; a beating.

by MJS, ps KSI is Bulking October 28, 2019

paulina

a paulina is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. guys are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. even her flaws are more beautiful than any other girl's perfections. every guy wants to be with a paulina. she loves kids, and is nice to everyone unless you get on her bad side. she is not judgemental at all. she is funny and never shuts up. shes one of the loudest people you will ever meet. every paulina is also definitaly a sex goddess, she can handle any position any time, any speed.

guy: hey dude, if you ever get paulina to go out with you, you are pretty damn lucky!
guy #2 : i know, shes so perfect.

by somebodyisbeinganon January 7, 2012

Rand Paul

A guy who has done more than anyone to expose the hypocrisy at the heart of right-wing "libertarianism"

"Libertarian means follow der Führer" -Rand Paul

by Queen Buttrix December 17, 2020

Les Paul

Easily one of the most popular electric guitars ever made. Really came into its own in 1957 with the invention of the dual-coil hum-cancelling pickup. However, since over 90% of Les Pauls made have this particular genre of pickup on them, many of them sound alike, except for the different effects or amps one uses. There are exceptions to the humbucker models so commonly seen. One variation was the Les Paul Classic, which was fitted with P-90 pickups, which were the predecessor to the humbucker pickups. The other variation of the Les Paul is the Les Paul Deluxe (my personal guitar). The Deluxe was fit with a smaller version of the dual-coil pickup found on many of the Les Pauls. Pete Townshend of The Who made the Les Paul famous by adding a third pickup to the guitar, and by numbering his guitars.

I can get a very powerful, unique and unique sound out of my Les Paul Deluxe by using a tube driver, a Hendrix-style fuzz box, and a Vox wah-wah pedal, which is all plugged into my Vox AC-30 amp with a Marshall Half-stack speaker setup.

by Mikey April 10, 2006

Paul Walker

An alcoholic beverage in tribute to the great Paul Walker consisting of a car bomb followed by a fireball shot. Each round of the drink is equivalent to a movie in the Fast and the Furious series, with the goal being to complete the entire 7 part series in one night. The third round - Tokyo Drift - is completed with a sake bomb instead of a car bomb (or whatever Asian ingredient you can find).

LeNathan: "Man you guys, I'm still so bummed about Paul Walker. Not only was he the greatest actor on the planet, he was such a sweet bro too."
Willoughby: "That's true. Hey, I know what'll cheer you up, a 2nd round of Paul Walkers on me! 2 Fast 2 Furious coming up!"
LeNathan: "Nuh uh! Wow, I feel better already! RIP Paul Walker!!"
Willoughby: "That's the spirit! Let's get wasted and have unprotected sex! Then go drag racing!!"
(Everyone cheers, girls remove their tops)

by Dixi Normis January 28, 2014

Jon-Paul

A term used to refer to someone who is insanely good at music. Specifically the drums, piano, and guitar.

It is also used to refer to someone with a very high IQ.

I can't believe you aced the test. You're such a Jon-Paul .

We got this new drummer/pianist/guitarist for our band and he's a Jon-Paul.

by J.P.D. September 1, 2006