7 definitions by Laughing at morons
The act of sagging your jeans bellow your bottom to let the other crip men know you are searching for a partner to bottom for.
by Laughing at morons July 22, 2021
A group of homosexual handicapped men that hang out in a circle and jerk each other off. Known to engage in intense orgies with fellow homosexual pride gang “the bloods”. Hostile and aggressive towards normal humans.
Rachel: hey why are those gay guys wearing matching outfits?
John: oh that’s just the local crips. They wear matching colors to let all the locals know they’re gay and don’t want any girls to approach them.
John: oh that’s just the local crips. They wear matching colors to let all the locals know they’re gay and don’t want any girls to approach them.
by Laughing at morons July 22, 2021
A bum that beat a bunch of other bums until he ran into a brick wall named Tyson Fury. No skill whatsoever, and has crazy toxic racist fans that make up conspiracy theories to slander Fury all because he beat there man in boxing….
Idiot: Deontay wilder gone knock that cheatin cracker out brah 🤣 If wilder doesn’t win ima tell these crackas to suck my dick
Normal human: no he isn’t, stop being a racist you sound stupid and everybody hates you, and you’re not gonna do anything you literally are wearing an ankle monitor and can’t leave the house unless you’re going to your parole meeting.
Normal human: no he isn’t, stop being a racist you sound stupid and everybody hates you, and you’re not gonna do anything you literally are wearing an ankle monitor and can’t leave the house unless you’re going to your parole meeting.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.
John: hey is that David? I heard he’s a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.
John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.
John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.
by Laughing at morons October 4, 2021
Stupid nonsense for Americans that couldn’t tell you the name of the local congressman but could tell you who the lions third string quarterback is. A douchebag sport
Matty: that Cowboys/saints game was so good. Did you see that big play that guy made that one time? the NFL is badass
Me: No, the NFL is for retards. I don’t waste my time with crap like that.
Me: No, the NFL is for retards. I don’t waste my time with crap like that.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
Undefeated WBC heavyweight champion and former lineal champion. Holds notable wins over longtime ruler of the division Wladimir Klitschko and the disgrace of the division, boxing bum Dante Wilder, who was holding the belts hostage and ducking mandatories while cherry picking what he considered “easy opponents” to build up his record, thus restoring a bit of health to the heavyweig division.
Tyson Fury rid the division of noted fight ducker, race baiter, and all around prick Deontay Wilder and ended the reign of the robotic aging Wladimir Klitschko.
by Laughing at morons October 13, 2021
A fighting promotion for trailer trash and dorks from the suburbs that think they’re badass and basically don’t like boxing because it has “to many African Americans”. A sport for low lives that can’t box, human cock fighting.
Historically it was a sport for grapplers, college wrestlers often took cage fights on the side after graduation. By the early 00s a few guys started making decent money but nothing special because it was getting more popular.
Over the years the ufc got even more popular and it started attracting FAILED boxers like McGregor and Francis because by that point ufc payed “good enough” to justify a failed boxer putting in the effort to learn the mma game since a top ufc guy at least makes more than a mid/low level pro in boxing. While the competition has gotten better it’s only made the moronic fans even more brazen.
Remember kids “tHe bEsT sTrikErs iN uFc” are amateur hour compared to actual boxers.
Historically it was a sport for grapplers, college wrestlers often took cage fights on the side after graduation. By the early 00s a few guys started making decent money but nothing special because it was getting more popular.
Over the years the ufc got even more popular and it started attracting FAILED boxers like McGregor and Francis because by that point ufc payed “good enough” to justify a failed boxer putting in the effort to learn the mma game since a top ufc guy at least makes more than a mid/low level pro in boxing. While the competition has gotten better it’s only made the moronic fans even more brazen.
Remember kids “tHe bEsT sTrikErs iN uFc” are amateur hour compared to actual boxers.
Matt: brah did you see the ufc card? Conor mauled that dumbass lmfao
Me: Conor is trash, he started doing mma because his boxing coach told him he wasn’t going to get good enough to make it in boxing. Only rednecks should he watching ufc.
Me: Conor is trash, he started doing mma because his boxing coach told him he wasn’t going to get good enough to make it in boxing. Only rednecks should he watching ufc.
by Laughing at morons October 8, 2021