So basically a Patrick is the most sexy beast you will ever see in your life he also has a massive cock and likes girls with fit asses he will make even the most loyal girls cheat on you without a second thought he makes girls aroused with only his voice which is deep and impressively sexy
Person 1: bro I’m so sad my girl cheated on me
Person 2: ah too bad bro, with who
Person 1: Patrick
Person 2: well then that means you have no chance of getting her back
Person 2: ah too bad bro, with who
Person 1: Patrick
Person 2: well then that means you have no chance of getting her back
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Defined when you hook up with a girl with a slamming rack, slap her Titties around for roughly 30 minutes nut on them then drive home and go to sleep on your floor mattress with Hulu on full blast
Today was a rough day...... I think I’m going to go for a patrick’s signature move for the night, ya know keep it simple
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Get the Patrick’s signature move mug.The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.
Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick
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