A chart used to define your political affiliation. Revolutionary and Liberal are on the left, conservative and reactionary on the right. Left and Right derive themselves from pre-Revolution France, where at royal functions, the king's officals, those who didn't want change, were on the right, while those who pushed for change were on the left. The Political Spectrum is something that must be done away with as soon as possible, because it causes incredible amounts of conflict over differences of opinion. If the spectrum was destroyed, along with the concepts of liberal and conservative, people would be forced to actually listen to the issues and form their own opinions, not just go with their group's stances.
by Moses June 16, 2004
Get the political spectrum mug.Someone who has no business in politics, yet they still believe they are smart enough to talk about the subject.
Travis: Doodbro, what the hell is that dumbass talking about?
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.
Matt: Don't make fun of him, his politically Retarded.
by Mattbro December 22, 2008
Get the Politically Retarded mug.Many people think this is an incorrect spelling of the more popular word "politics" but this is a myth. Polotics is actually a sport similar to polo but is played by two teams consisting of rich old men. There are only two teams, the Democrats, (blue, their mascot is a donkey) and Republicans (red, their mascot is an elephant). National Championships are held every four years with the Democrats winning the most recent one which was held in 2008.
by wpazzurri January 18, 2010
Get the Polotics mug.A person whose intelligence could fit inside of a pin head. The higher up the political position, the dumber they get. If you are an intelligent, kind, humane, honest, peace-loving, humble... PERSON, you are always disqualified immediately from the competition.
Politicians can not think straight because they are so high up from looking down on people they are suffering a shortage of oxygen to the brain.
by _General_Zod_Will_Rule_ December 12, 2008
Get the Politician mug.-collective stupidity
-when you practice this you are practicing and participating in some unkown collective religion
-when you practice this you are practicing and participating in some unkown collective religion
by Nada January 2, 2006
Get the political correctness mug.(n) one who has the ability to spend a large amount of time talking, without saying anything, and meaning even less.
by bugsplat May 6, 2010
Get the politician mug.A politician who becomes monstrously notorious or infamous, usually for their outrageously controversial behavior or ridiculously bombastic statements. Once the resulting monster is unleashed, the media usually has a field day with it and even the powers-that-be seemingly cannot regain control of it and make it go away.
Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich are probably the two biggest Political Frankensteins of the past couple years.
by dookeyboy January 12, 2011
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