chia pet

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets
bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet
by TR YOSHIII January 23, 2008
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Strum-pet

To play the furry banjo with hamster plectrum; to rub a pet rodent on a vagina
Hey, Rufus, why don't you get your little sister's hamster and you can strum-pet me?
by sheepfish13 February 25, 2012
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chia pet

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.
Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.
by old man November 16, 2004
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Petting Zoo

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.
by Pete April 09, 2003
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pet example

One singular instance of something that people use in an attempt at an open-and-shut case (similar to anecdotal fallacy).
A: Jeanne Calment, the oldest person to ever live, smoked cigarettes regularly; therefore, smoking isn't bad for you.
B: Well shit, your pet example totally debunks the fact that 480,000 people die from smoking every year in the U.S. alone.
by AbnormalJay August 25, 2020
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pet owner

People who own pets (not including farming and herding) like to believe, that they have empathy, but in reality it's arrogance and egotism - they just enjoy the control it provides them via the natural power difference.
Aww such a cute kitty and doggo I would love to force breed 471million of dogs and 373million of cats and force them to live on my terms at my place for no other reason but my mental pleasure, satisfaction and maybe a weapon against other people, I'm such a nice and empathetic pet owner.
by veinsofgold January 28, 2021
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A Pet Named Steve

A pet that's imaginary to Markiplier the YouTube gamer. Also may prove that Markiplier has lost it lolz
Define A Pet Named Steve
by Flitch 292 July 30, 2016
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