Non fiat having ass motherfucker

A cryptocurrency maximalist who is often without fiat currency. Therefore, this individual is almost always unable to pay bills immediately and requires to first covert cryptocurrency to fiat currency.

John - “I always have to pay for your tab. You never have money”
David - “I’ll covert some crypto and send it to you later”
John - “You non fiat having ass motherfucker!”
Washington - “sheeeeeeeeeeet”

by Pseudo Gem April 13, 2021

non-friend

A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.

Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.

by J.H.M April 22, 2021

Non-stop pure graft

Bev coult

“Look at bev coult building paths in Langley park”
“Non-stop pure graft that like hewwww”

by Seth creswells smegma April 28, 2021

Non existent

Your dad

Your non existent was buying milk and never came home

by VendorYT February 9, 2022

Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!

What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!

by Cappy C January 9, 2023

Non-Committer

Noun. An individual who possesses a cavalier attitude about most things in his/her life; particularly while dating. Furthermore, this person thrives in ambiguity and is extremely unwilling to give time or energy towards another. They usually are skilled at saying the right things but doesn't necessarily do them; fails to materialize and commit. In other words , he/she "talks the talk" about co-habitating, but it never goes further. At the end of the day, people like this are a menace to society and are a huge waste of time! Set their asses free and move on to someone who has their shit together! They need to grow the hell up!!!

"When I asked if he was talking to anyone else on a dating app , I received a half-ass response that involved him not wanting to commit to anybody". Ugghh, just go on Tinder then! Why is your ass even on a dating app? What a tool"!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!

by Cappy C January 23, 2023

Non-helpful helpful boomer

The non-helpful helpful boomer is typically found in online groups on Facebook, but can infest other sites. The non-helpful helpful boomer will see a question asked online and will feel a compulsive urge to answer the question, even if they don't have any answers. Some may in fact use the opportunity to brag about something expensive they own to do the job.

For example;

"Hey does anybody know if I can use a printer to print out the templates to use and save some money, as I'm a little broke?"
Nh.h.b: "I would never, it takes too much time, but I do own a brand new top of the line cricut machine that I use to do it all for me."

Other nh.h.b. "I buy mine precut, so I don't know"

Third nh.h.b "Sheep are nice"

I can't use Facebook groups anymore because they are overrun with non-helpful helpful boomers.

by EvilA.J. February 22, 2023