The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.
Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022
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Hey dude, Julie and I totally bought milk last night! She was so hot too. We're gonna buy milk again tonight!
by HerbertandBob January 19, 2011
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Itโ€™s when your father donโ€™t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk

Heโ€™s going to the store years later
Dad:Iโ€™m going to buy milk

Mom:but there is already milk here
Dad:we need more
*he leaves


dad:Iโ€™m back from the store
by cรกllate February 17, 2021
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I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022
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