buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries Steve: Alright, take your time 67 minutes later Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad. Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 02, 2022

Buy Milk

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

Hey dude, Julie and I totally bought milk last night! She was so hot too. We're gonna buy milk again tonight!

by HerbertandBob January 19, 2011

I’m going to buy milk

It’s when your father don’t want to be in the family no more and he say im going to buy milk He’s going to the store years later

Dad:I’m going to buy milk Mom:but there is already milk here Dad:we need more *he leaves *17 YEARS LATER dad:I’m back from the store

by cállate February 17, 2021

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022