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Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".
"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
by Optimal11 December 14, 2013
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thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.
I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?

The blond girl with the tram stamp uses the thought writing method when writing her resume.
by Mirror Greeves September 6, 2008
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d'hondt method

A method of allocating seats in a proportional vote in elections. This method is what the United Kingdom use for elections to the European Parliament (apart from Northern Ireland, who use first-past-the-post)

Say results in an election were:
Party A: 350,000
Party B: 200,000
Party C: 90,000
and 6 candidates had to be selected,
in the first round, "party A" would win a seat, and their vote would subsequently be halved to 175,000,

in the second round, "Party B" with 200,000 are larger than "Party A" with 175,000, so "Party B" win a seat, and their vote is halved to 100,000,

in the third round, "Party A" are again the largest party with 175,000, so they win a second seat, and their vote is reduced to 116,666

in the forth round, "Party A" win another seat as 116,666 is larger than 100,000, and "Party A"'s vote is reduced to 87,500

in the fifth round "Party B" win with 100,000 votes, and their vote is reduced to 66,666.

in the sixth round "Party C" win their first seat as 90,000 is larger than "Party A"'s 87,500 and "Party B"'s 66,666.

The total number of votes was 640,000. So Party A had 55% of the vote, and they have won 50% of the seats. Party B had 31% of the vote and they have won 33% of the seats. Party C had 14% of the vote and they have won 17% of the seats. So the percentages of the votes and of the seats are pretty similar, which is why the d'hondt method is a proportional voting system.
Dude 1: "How come UKIP does so well in Euro elections but can't get a single seat in Westminster?"
Dude 2: "Westminster uses first-past-the-post, the Euro elections use the D'Hondt method, a type of proportional voting"
Dude 1: "Get a life"
by dead end thoughts May 28, 2014
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F.I. Method

AKA the fuck it method, this method is used when giving up and/or not doing something because you couldn't care less.
"I forgot to study for my Biology quiz tomorrow.. whatever, I'm using the F.I. Method, FUCK IT!!"
by lemongrease November 7, 2013
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Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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meteorologist

one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to stampede aisles in search of a myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "Mother Nature"
- "What did you say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I get paid to be wrong and suck
at my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"
by Twisther Tornadough April 26, 2007
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method

The name given to the technique by which a male tucks his erect penis into the waistline of his pants (or shorts) so as to not publicly show his erection.
If masturbating and the doorbell rings you must bust the METHOD so that whomever is at the door does not see your erection.
by FatBox August 26, 2006
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