maple

i fucking hate maple. what're you named after? the tree sap? yeah you stupid fuck. what a stupid fuciing name. named after a tree? spo pahtgeitchb gfkdslgfb s

i fucking hate maple

by abraham hater October 1, 2022

Maple Blood

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.

"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"

by 0rphac October 12, 2022

Maple Creemee

When a Canadian ejaculates in or on somebody.

Spelled Creemée if it is a French Canadian.

- Did you end up getting with that Canadian?
- Sure did! He even gave me a Maple Creemee

by MinMax123 October 12, 2022

maple syrup

a hot non canadian powerhouse with a large dick opposite of gloryburner and or amborz

dude maple syrup is so hot and cool

by not maple syrup January 4, 2022

Maple Tea

An investment platform that teaches new investors how to properly use their money in the stock market. Unlike other platforms out there, Maple Tea approaches the problem in a pretty unique way.

Gen Z Investor (#1): You heard of that new game called Maple Tea?

Gen Z Investor (#2): Yeah, it’s that new game that everyone is talking about.

by Yung CEO May 30, 2022

Maple slong

When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .

I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.

by Dave slonger December 6, 2021

Maple Hill High School

Maple Hill High School is a school that's centered in the town, as residents call it, Castletucky (Aka Castleton). Students here flourish with the help of teachers and extra curricular activities. It'd be the best high school out there if only all the students in it didn't want to commit suicide. The amount of drug dealers keep everyone on their toes with the classic slutty middle schoolers and weird couples fucking behind the bleachers during pep rallys. There's plenty to do here as tea and drama erupts from all corners leaving no one safe. But hey, at least most of them are nice

Shane: "What are you doing later today?"

"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"

by Teenage Dream 42069 April 1, 2022