Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009

Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

meadow twirl

The act of extending ones arms and spinning in a field of flowers while looking toward the sky, usually resulting from the fruition of a gay relationship.

Mike meadow twirled as he fantasized himself beside his new gay lover.

by snesh January 28, 2014

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

Meat rush

Getting an erection.

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!

by Madridwind May 15, 2016

Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.

Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Meadowhead

School full of chavs and roadmen. Fights every other lunch and teachers are insane. Birds are either obsessed with makeup, boys or scrunchies.

Question: What do you like about meadowhead?

Answer: Just the overpriced yazoos and radnor fizz.

by MyMumIsAG June 23, 2019