Toronto Maple Leafs

A great hockey team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Winners of the second most Stanley Cups. To sum it up, they are a great team with loads of potential who has a major chance of winning the Stanley Cup when ever the NHL comes back.

Paul: Hey man, I went to the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night
Chris: Awesome, who won
Paul: Toronto 4 Detroit 0 ... Another shutout!!
Chris: Yeah, the Red Wings SUCK

by Hockeyplayer0101 July 29, 2005

loose in the loafers

adj. for a homosexual male

I think our math teacher is a little loose in the loafers

by dawn June 15, 2002

loadstone

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers

stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!

by rubi February 11, 2006

fagpotle loafer

Someone who spends most of their time loafing in front of the chipotle in bethesda. It doesn't matter what time of day or what day of the week, they will always be there. It's just gay. First of all you have to be retarded to hang out there b/c the cops have the place on live surveillance since they are too lazy to walk two blocks from their station to actually guard the place. (Little side note: the cops are never there when you actually need them i.e. when someones getting robbed or sketchballs are harassing you. They only come to bust teenage drunkards.)
If you pass by, you will likely see fagpotle loafers:

smoking cigarettes

loafing for a period of over 5 hours

having softcore sex on the public benches

ppl intimidating but not scrappin

55 year old losers buying kids beer and droping it off via bicycle

25 year old pedos hooking up with 15 year old whores

asking random ppl if they wana score bud
(on occasion there will be ppl who come up to you and ask if you want FREE bud..This means they want to rape you)

and of course, drunk retarded bitches making a scene on friday night

Even if you offer these ppl something better to do they refuse to budge if your offer is not in location within a few blocks.

fagpotle loafer: lets head on down to chipotle and score some 40's dogg!

normal person: id rather not, I usually have someone i know well buy me alcohol. I could call him right now, he could give us a ride, and we can all stay over at his place.

fagpotle loafer: Nah ur good

normal person: You're a faggot dude

by that other guy that you know May 21, 2010

cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

by pageboy69 April 5, 2015

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 25, 2009

Toronto Maple Leafs

An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.

Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.

Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket

by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015