Definitions by rubi

Wonky 

Completely fucked up and or barely functioning

Ashley: excuse me sir I can’t run today my ankles are wonky

Instructor: what the fuck does that even mean Ashley ?

Wonky by Rubi September 29, 2022

loadstone 

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers

stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!

loadstone by rubi February 11, 2006