Bruinsman19's definitions
An "NHL" team of golfers that haven't won a Stanley cup in 9476 years. They somehow still have a bigger fanbase than every other team. Commonly criticised by fans or other teams. Still continue to make a ton of money. Their main source of money is charging you $1000 a ticket to watch them lose.
Person 1: Woah did you see the Maple Leafs win the cup?
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
Person 2: Nah man, but Jesus did.
The Toronto Maple Leafs are the best golfers on the planet.
Fan 1: Yo lets go to a Maple Leafs Game
Fan 2: Ok, its $1000 for a ticket
by Bruinsman19 February 25, 2015
Get the Toronto Maple Leafsmug.