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The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.
Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf
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A bell end discharge usually created from a vigorous wanking session without any intermittent cleansing. The pale paste has a distinct scent of rancid shrimp or fish sauce. Not to be confused with a culinary condiment.
Danny "Jordon, have you just finished some kind of mammoth wankathon?"

Jordon "why, were you watching through the louvre wardrobe door?"

Danny "No, you have a shrimp paste stink about you that a 2 hour shower wouldn't shift"
by pageboy69 April 5, 2015
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