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knob gobblin' cock monger

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.
by cjsnickers April 23, 2009
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knobdick

To mess with something with out knowing what you are doing.
I was in Radio Shack and some kid kept knobdicking with car stereos, so I couldnt hear the sale clerk.
by R1burden March 19, 2010
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Fatty Knob-head

Not just a knob-head, but a fat one at that. This type of person can be identified by loud, agressive behaviour in public, aswell general selfishness and disregard towards others.

Said term would also be used against a large fellow the user took an imediate disliking to.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: Fatty Knob-head over there is looking at me funny.

Guy 2: Thats because you've got aids and smell of shit...

Guy 1: Yeah but still, he shouldnt make it so obvious.

EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1: That knob-head over there just bumped into causing me to spill this refreshing alcholic beverage, I will now have to ask him to apologise before finding myself another form of chilled mind-altering liquid.

Guy 2: He is quite a large unit though Eddie, I would aproach with extreme caution and without the intention of starting a comotion...

Guy 1: I suppose you are right Jack, still, what a Fatty Knob-head
by Captain Sheep December 9, 2008
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golden knobbin

The act of one partner performing oral sex on another while sitting on the toilet and urinating.
Gary couldn't believe it when Lu wanted to give him head while she was taking a piss. He didn't know she was into golden knobbins.
by Lu.V Junkie January 19, 2009
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Dew Knob

Dew Knob is a mixed drink. Half Mountain Dew half Knob Creek on the rocks. A top shelf bourbon with a non traditional mixer.
Hey Al make me a stiff Dew Knob, today was hectic.
by Stacc4twank March 30, 2009
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Corn on the knob

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.
Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!
by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014
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door knob

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.
Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.
by JR Harris March 30, 2011
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