When someone driving near you is horrible and shouldn't be behind the wheel, normally a fat old lady of a certain decent and you have to do some sort of James Bond esk maneuever and cut the person off like a dick move a.k.a. "Johnson" and nearly incapacitate you and your passengers in the vehicle.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.
You can even go a step forward and get the person at a red light get out of the car and slap your junk on the person's windshield thus completing the Johnson Maneuver.
by MAGNUS PRIME January 15, 2008
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When you go swimming with shorts on and you get out of the pool and your shorts are molded to your dick
by La Timmy billy June 22, 2011
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In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..
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3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty
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