Jones Soda 

The originator of Whoop Ass!
An awesome soda pop manufacturer with countless original flavors.

Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.

Jones Soda by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008

leroy jones 

kind ok like John Doe, but for black males.

i'm having a hard time identifying those leroy jones' that came in here a while ago from the fire at the crack house.

leroy jones by tony August 16, 2004

jonesing 

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

jonesing by Grant November 8, 2002

Phomboneus Jones

Random nickname to call anyone whether you happen to know their name or not.

used similarly to

woah "buddy"
Hey "man"
Back off "ace"

Listen up Phomboneus Jones, you need to calm the frick down!

Phomboneus Jones by Phomboneus Jones March 1, 2009

Jones Road 

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.

The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."

Jones Road by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Joness 

Female Name; The messenger of God, Dove.

Joness totally brings down some holy inspiration from the divine realm.

Joness by CJStreet July 16, 2011

char jones

Charlene Munoz and Star Jones combined

Damn Char Jones is havin a CHAR-b-que

char jones by James Bautista August 3, 2006