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stupid idiot jerk

when someone is being stupid and an idiot AND a jerk at the same time
jeez! Ali is a being such a stupid idiot jerk rite now!!!
by Harlishka May 30, 2006
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schrodinger's idiot

When a person says something stupid and doesn't know any better, then says that they were joking to make themselves seem less dumb.
P1: Did you know that 50% of people who drink water die!?
P2: No, It's 100% because everyone has to drink water to survive
P1: I was kidding!
P2: God you're such a schrodinger's idiot.
by WintryEagle6 March 17, 2020
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Idiot Gap

Someone that pulls up to a stoplight and leaves an obscene amount of space between themselves and the next car. Resulting in frusturation for all.
Dumbass up there in his red ford expedition has left an idiot gap large enough to park a semi. Now nobody will be able to make it through the light when it turns green.
by jaysonx June 23, 2004
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idiot tax rebate

An unexpected windfall that makes you feel really excited and happy - as long as you don't think about how much idiot tax you paid in the first place.
Me: Hooray! Hoorah! I've won ten quid on the lottery!

Wife: Yeah, but you buy two tickets a week, so over the last year you've wasted over a hundred quid. This is just an idiot tax rebate.
by jwgrooves January 27, 2011
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Asshole-Idiot

An asshole-idiot is a sub species of human beings that by appearance and action just don't deserve to be alive or reproduce. Upon observation, the asshole-idiot makes one question if there is a God, and if so, why the hell did he make this person? Closely related to the douche-bag.
"Wow, that guys got three teeth, overalls, and drives a BWM, what an asshole-idiot"
by SamEyeAm October 28, 2009
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being a fucking idiot

Filling the site with useless bullshit like giving yourself an ego trip by writing cringe worthy 'love' texts about yourself or defining words that would be in a dictionary.

Don't fucking do it. It ruins the random feature by showing 100s of names of useless brats that need to write shit about themselves to feel good.
Guy A: what's with all of these retards filling in their names on this site?
Guy B: it's because they're being a fucking idiot and ruining the site.
by StopChuggingCasul June 8, 2016
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idiot baby

a dumbshit definition for frustrated parents to describe children who are dumb and immature
"Damnit, D," stated the psycho, "my kid is an idiot baby."
by Ronoc January 27, 2006
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