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The Hooded Beast

A large uncircumcised penis. Or small to average depending upon your sense of humor.
If she is lucky, I will show her The Hooded Beast, up close and personal.
The Hooded Beast by AD218 August 28, 2008

Hoodball 

The best SPORT ever played.

Consists of 4-8 people. There are 2 teams. Each person is responsible for his/her can and is placed on one side of the table.

Equipment:
1 beer per person
1 table
1 ping pong ball
LOTS of room

To decide turns: It's just whoever wants it more.

Goal: To finish your own beer.

On a person's turn: One person (on his/her turn) steps behind the table and has to throw a ping pong ball at a beer can/bottle. If the ball hits the beer, the person who threw the ball has to chug the beer as fast as possible. (The person drinking is able to move around as they chug.) This person keeps drinking the beer until the ball is retrieved and the person tags the can/bottle that was hit with the ball. Once the can/bottle is tagged, he/she must IMMEDIATELY stop drinking.

EXCEPTION:::: If the person hits the can/bottle, but an opponent catches the ball while it's in the air, the person who caught the ball must drink his/her beer as fast as possible, before the person who originally threw the ball can tag them.

Everyone else's job: The job of the teammate's of the thrower is to screen and block the opponent's from getting the ball. Any of the opponents can retrieve the ball, and the ball can even be passed to a teammate to tag the drinker.

Rules:
1. When blocking for the drinker, you cannot push or have intention to injure. (It's like a screen in basketball)
2. Before the throw, no player may cross the halfway point of the table.
3. Shut up and just play.
Examples:

Beer pong's for pussies, we play HOODBALL.

Hoodball will be in the 2012 olympics.
Hoodball by the SD homies March 14, 2010

Hood-ouss-lad 

The Sickest of sickest
Aka spanian
WestSyd slang for sick cunt
Hood Rambo refrence
Hood-ouss-lad by Lenoner November 18, 2020

Hood Hipster 

A more gangsta version of a Hipster. Exemplified by listening to rap, ghetto mannerisms, and occasional gangsta speech but still retains the apparel and sensibilities of a Hipster.
Hipster 1 - "Man, what's up with that guy?"
Hipster 2 - "I don't know, he's like one of us...but not"

Hood Hipster - "Fuck yo couches BITCH!"
Hood Hipster by Hood Hempster March 16, 2011

Hood Nigga 

An African-American male born and raised in the hood,the projects,or the ghetto. Usually those who are born in the hood are prone to get into trouble due to their surroundings,but it's not always the case. This term is commonly confused and interchangeably used with the term Street Nigga, but there is a difference between the two. There are two classes of Hood Niggas: the stereotypical, dumb hood Nigga whose actions will more than likely keep him in the hood;and,the lesser known smart hood Nigga who is trying to get the fuck on up out the hood whether through sports, college,military, or other various means.
Damn Darius you a hood Nigga in the sense that you from the hood, but you're not a hood Nigga.
Hood Nigga by ❤ heartattaQ June 24, 2018

Its all good in da hood 

Meaning: everythings ok, you are alright, and there is no trouble around.
Man: someone trying to fight man?
2nd man: Its all good in da hood.