holy crap 

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

holy crap by Bubba December 12, 2004

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

holy moly.co.uk 

A great fucking website based in the UK, they have a sud-site called CUNTS CORNER that people can insert their comments on, you can rant and rave about anything you want, fucking genius!!

Hugh Hefner - Lucky Cunt

Fifty Cent - No talent rap shit cunt. Rap used to mean something, but now its full of cunts like Nelly, Puff Daddy and 50 Cent (50p). May Satan force them to suck his cock for eternity.

Walmart - They refuse to stock the scissor sisters album because it has the word "tits" in it and yet they sell guns so people can shoot one another! Nice one you fucking stupid cunts!

Wildebeast - Soft cunts. There's fucking thousands of the fuckers ruuning about and one mincy little cat comes along and they all fuck off instead of trampling the fucking thing to death.

Work - The eternal enemy of the lazy cunt

holy moly.co.uk by Dirt Dogg March 14, 2005

holy fuck a moly 

same as holy fuck, but less offensive.

Holy fuck a moly it's hot out here!

holy fuck a moly by Tigertamer August 3, 2005

holy mackeral

holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood

"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"

holy mackeral by elgemstar April 23, 2007

Holy Toledo

On May 25, 1085 Alfonso VI of Castile kicked the Moors out of Toledo, Spain; after which Toledo became one of the great centers of Christian culture. Hence the nickname "Holy Toledo". It has since evolved into an exclamation exhibiting surprise, probably due to original surprise that a Moor-encrusted place could become Holy.

Jimmy: Hey John! Did you know that Captain Kirk just beat Wolverine?
John: Holy Toledo! No Way!

Holy Toledo by MidnightCricket May 1, 2009

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

holy shit on a stick by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003