HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

heffah

kickass ninja fairy princess

that heffah sure is a kickass ninja fairy princess

by anon March 10, 2005

Heffeney

When a girl is off the shits and can't remember her own name

Hi um...my name is...uhhh heffeney !

by Melonpussysquirty5 September 1, 2016

Heff

Short for “Heffer”. Commonly applied to obese, overweight individuals. Relates the person to the cow species so can also often be tied in to being a “grass-eater”.

Look at that Heff sitting over there in his office. I bet he hasn’t moved all day that fatass. He considers walking on a treadmill a workout.

by Jacky Handy January 28, 2018

little hefling

BITCH, it is something you can call someone when they annoy you and then they don't know what it means

You are a Little Hefling

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk May 6, 2018

Heffer

Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

heft

An awesome funk/rock/rap band from london. If you haven't heard them get it sorted.

man i saw heft last night, they kicked ass.

by funkfan April 18, 2006