Strap hammer

The process by which a gentleman that is lacking in the penis department straps on a large rubber penis to give his partner a better bang.

Dave put a strap hammer on his 3 inch willy to give Maria some anal destruction.

by Mikey O God of Love July 22, 2006

dirty hammer

A sex position that involves three men. The first one bends over, the second man the proceeds to place his erect penis in front of the first man's asshole. After that the third man uses his penis as a hammer to slap the second man on the ass until the second man penetrates the first one.

Bob: Hey dude what was that slapping noise coming from your room last night?
Jon: Oh me, Charles and George were doing a dirty hammer.
Bob: Awesome!

by makeaRonie August 20, 2014

jack-hammered

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

by High Profile December 17, 2006

hammers and vogues

1. expensive custom car. (plural or singular)

etymology: (Dirty South hip hop culture) "hammers" refers to Starr Hammer custom hubcaps and "vogues" refers to Vogue Tyre custom rubber tires.

"Welcome to Atlanta, jackin' hammers and vogues,
back to the mackin' and jackin' the clothes, adolescents packin' a fou'." -Ludacris in Welcome to Atlanta

Translation: Welcome to Atlanta, stealing expensive custom cars, showing off your wealth (mackin') and stealing clothes, adolescents have 40-44 caliber pistols.

by hammersandvogues December 25, 2010

hammer down

redneck/trucker slang for drive like ya stole it!

c'mon man, I gotta date tonight, quit piddlin' around...hammer down!

its 6:55 and the derby starts at 7...hammer down or we'll miss the first heat.

I just shaved and hour off of that 3 hour trip - I had the hammer down.

If yer gonna catch her before she leaves you better put the hammer down.

guy 1 - "kick this mule!"
guy 2 - "simmer man! I got the hammer down! Wer only doin a buck 10 (110mph)"

by countryboy40 March 25, 2009

Ass Hammer

A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.

Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!

by Nifkin Diver April 28, 2004

Chocolate Hammer

After anal sex, the man pulls out and strikes the female in the forehead with his poopy dick.

After anal sex the man pulls out and strikes the female in the forehead with his poopy dick. This is the Chocolate Hammer

by Hubbard Lake January 8, 2009