Lazy Hammer

A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.

Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.

Lazy Hammer by Duluth Kan Jam June 4, 2018

THE BANNER HAMMER 

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.

Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.

THE BANNER HAMMER by footskate90 January 8, 2008

beef hammer 

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.

"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert

beef hammer by au4040 December 16, 2006

Honeybag Hammer

Stuffing one's testicles into the anus of the female one is having sex with. The end result is that one's penis is in her vagina while their beanbag is in her ass.

Shannon's ass was yawning so wide that Scott was able to pull off the Honeybag Hammer move.

Honeybag Hammer by rjs246 November 3, 2007

kicking the hammer 

Doing something unnecessary or without a good reason

Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.

kicking the hammer by DoTheDood May 21, 2017

Captain Hammer 

One of the key characters of the new (and might I add fucking awesome) musical, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Captain Hammer (played by Nathan Fillion) is an incredibly strong and incredibly conceited superhero of the musical. He is also very well-liked by the public in the musical. (Unfortunately for him, 99.9% of watchers are rooting for the villian, Dr. Horrible.) Out of all the songs in the musical, Captain Hammer sings in "A Man's Gotta Do", "So they Say", and "Everyone's a Hero", but also appears in "My Eyes", "Brand New Day", and "Slipping". Captain Hammer eventually meets his defeat by Dr. Horrible when he feels pain and has to stop superhero-ing to go into therapy.

Captain Hammer:
"She's with the Hammer, and these *holds up fists* aren't the hammers."

*Walks away, then comes back.*

"The Hammer is my penis."

Captain Hammer by CrazyMongoose129 June 5, 2009

planned hammer

Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.

Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.

Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.

Sarah: Can I come?

Kimmie: No way churchie.

planned hammer by cokemidget March 31, 2017