Husbandito

1. A husband who takes unfair advantage and robs you of everything you cherish.

2. A husband who thinks he’s puss in boots

3. A sneak attack from behind followed by a proposal

4. A husband under 5’5

1. Turns out I married a husbandito who stole all my jewelry and crushed my soul.

2. I have to take my husbandito to the psychiatrist.

3. I don’t remember saying yes to my husbandito’s proposal, he caught me off guard and left me in a daze of orgasmic bliss.

4. My husbandito was not allowed to ride the rollercoaster at 6 flags.

by NimbleFruitJube August 6, 2023

hugsband

A man who is married but the only action he gets is hugs.

Jack used to get it twice a day, but ever since his kid was born he’s been a hugsband.

by slxpluvs June 6, 2018

Husbandly

The act of doing things that make your wife happy.

I told my wife I wouldn’t drink with out her around because that’s not a husbandly thing to do.

by Pandemiccoder October 4, 2017

Husbandemned

Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.

That bitch was totally Husbandemned.

by QuentinW May 6, 2009

Husbando

A term of endearment, usually from a female towards a male, signifying affection. Sometimes used to convey a desire for a more intimate relationship.

Girl 1: "Ooh, I want to ask him to be my husbando."

by Knik Knak June 23, 2009

husbando

the male version of waifu

I got a body pillow of my husbando today!

by 5magmacubes May 14, 2016

husbabd

what you call your husband when he's constantly acting like an edgy furry

my husbabd is cheating on me with fantah (his furry gf) again...

by tater_tot_ September 16, 2021