"Oh man, tonight's the night. This club is full of puss in boots, bro. We're gonna get some ass fo' sure."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

I am Puss...in boots! Fear me *hiss*

Did you see that chick in camo? She's a regular Puss In Boots!

Puss in Boots was first hired to get rid of Shrek in the movie but turned out to be friends.

"My sister Puss in Boots 'n they threatin' to send her ass to Iraq."

"Say what?"

"She-it, niggah. She a supply sergeant in the Army, you dumb muthafuckah!"

Yun: Oy mate, that lil bitch Sam is talking smack about me behind me back again mate.
Snow: Aw shit for real fam? I'll get right up in the little ching chong Chinese ping pong ling long ting tong face and give her the ol' pussinboots for ya mate.
Yun: Ay good shit there mate.