Kitchen Floor Drunk

A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)

Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.

by Knecht January 23, 2004

3rd Floor Whore

A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.

3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.

by Richie Bhuiyan March 18, 2008

Shawty got low on the dance floor

Refers to a hawt female shakin' her booty on the dance floor.

Line appearing in Flo Rida's tune "Get Low." She hit the flo She hit the flo, Next thing you know,
Shawty got low low low low low low low low. Paraphrased the lyric becomes Shawty got low on the dance floor.

by KeithM March 8, 2008

floor

The dance floor or club floor or a bar floor
The place where the party is at

To hit the floor-to go out to wherever the party would be at that night, whether its a house party to a club or a bar

Jake: Yo dude that GTL was sick today man, you ready to go out?
Alex: yeah, man its T Time
(Jake and Alex proceed to put on their respective shirts)
Jake: lets hit the floor broski

by Sbixen1 March 2, 2011

tore up from the floor up

adj. Describes an ugly girl. see two-bagger

That girl was tore up from the floor up, yo! Why did you set me up with her?

by fizzle April 2, 2004

Floor Whore

1. A girl in a dorm that has sex or attempts to have sex with a lot of the guys that live on her floor.

2. The biggest whore on a particular floor of a college dorm.

Did you see that guy the Susan brought home last night?

Ya, that's the fourth one this week.

Well she is the floor whore

by The Concerned Student April 15, 2009

I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009