two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.

It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.

by Crassanova August 28, 2003

two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

by Borne February 12, 2006

two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.

My roommate usually only lands two-baggers

by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004

two-bagger

A very repulsive woman. An ugly ho. A girl you need 2 paper bags on her head, in case the first one falls off.

My God, man! The Troylet you were talking to is a real two-bagger!

by irekev September 04, 2005

two-bagger

A woman who is *so* ugly, you'd put two bags over her head when having sex, in case one ripped or fell off.

See bagger.

Man, she's a *real* two-bagger...

by bertie wooster January 06, 2006

two bagger

A chick so ugly that you put a bag over your head just in case her's falls off.

Look at that ugly bitch. She is definitely a two bagger.

by Dave May 07, 2003

two bagger

A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.

Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.

by mnx October 06, 2005