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exish

(adj.)

1. used when referring to your not-quite-but-soon-to-be ex's indifferent and/or estranged behavior.

2. aloof or reserved; lacking cordiality.
"Dealing with my exish ex girlfriend can be a rather daunting task."
by 6-BERK-9 June 10, 2007
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exausperation

to be mentally and physically frustrated and tired
After a long day of work im the effects of exausperation.
by kyle ranier January 12, 2009
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excuseapedia

a person who is always making up excuses
Krista Leach is an excuseapedia. She always has a reason for why things aren't done.
by laleach3 August 19, 2011
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exauster

i axedently hit the girl last night with an exauster
by yonduuu June 3, 2022
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abuse excuse

Silly little lies made up by those in the unfortunate position of being in abusive relationships, but aren't ready to deal with it yet.
That po' bitch need a new abuse excuse fo' all da' beatdowns she be gittin!
by abuseexcuse.org August 30, 2013
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tactical excuse

An excuse or set of excuses that removes or points the blame of poor performance or poor planning on ones equipment, other operators, or acts of god such as weather.
Operator 1: Hey what seems to be the issue, you were just laughing at how easy this was going to be a few days ago?
Operator 2: The sun is in my eyes, and its so cold I can't complete simple tasks, but mostly I'm hungry and when that happens I get dizzy. Any other time non of this would not be an issue.
Operator 1: Damn, your full of tactical excuses... go change your manpon.
by trevp April 15, 2015
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Meaning of existence

A deceptively easy philosophical question, and one of the two core concepts of existentialism, the other being our insignificance on the massive scale of the universe. The one answers the other: existence has no meaning. Meaning is a construct of our imaginations. It is inherently irrelevant to any philosophical discussion and should never be taken for a concrete fact. There you go. Jesus, guys, calm down now. It's not that hard.
Borb sneepington: Wow, this spaghetti is amazing! It's so good, it makes me wonder about the meaning of existence.
Fred: Don't kid yourself. The taste of spaghetti is no more than a side-effect of the chemical structure of your human brain. Existence is too big for any of us pathetic creatures to give a meaning. Anyone who thinks about such questions is only a mere animal just like the rest, telling themselves a half-hearted lie to make themselves feel more intelligent or more important, as a method to cope with the thought of their utter insignificance on the grand scale of the universe, as we are all no more than an infinitesimal specks lost of
In the cold dark emptiness of our lives.
Borb: Wow. That's deep.
Fred: No. Our pathetic ideals are incredibly shallow. We drag out our tiny lives to fulfill them while in reality we know nothing of the world except that what little early we do know will not save us from the inevitable release of death.
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