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Gabi dashed 

When u escape or run away from a school without looking back and you might possibly get a lock lecture later
I’m shocked I haven’t Gabi dashed out of school yet
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The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.
Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*
What sam O’nella academy uses this term in his how to gain weight funny video
Pop that coconut oil open, dasafazul.
dasafazul by MaxSynnsyr June 5, 2018

dashbomb 

To post 10+ things to Tumblr in under a minute, flooding the dashboard of all your followers.
Audreyhepburncomplex dashbombed me with average photography, so I had to unfollow it.
dashbomb by hydeorhepburn May 15, 2009
The phase in a relationship when you are not just "friends with benefits", but not dating yet. The space between girl or boy and friend is filled with a "dash" (i.e. girl-friend, boy-friend). It is essentially when you are fucking and confused, and are not ready for commitment.

Dating... not
Also
Shagging
Happily.
Essentially
Dashed
My fuck buddy Tyler and I have feelings for each other, so you could say we're dashed.

We're not dating but we like each other... you know what I would call that... DASHED!
Dashed by TheHomie$$$ March 1, 2021

Dashboard Elvis 

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
Dashboard Elvis by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006