Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro

Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

by DarkFloyd724 January 27, 2009

Don't Flop

fans are unfunny gay arse lickers who have a taste for shit bars and unfunny jokes

bend over and take it in the back door, in the name of don't flop

by notapussyhole August 21, 2017

don't even trip

Used when telling someone not to cop an attitude (emphasis on the word "even").

Girl, don't EVEN trip about Rita hookin up wit Jose.

by smelly_cat40 November 29, 2003

Don't dig where there's no oil

if a girls not putting out don't bothe.

'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.

by girl, oil, dig, December 9, 2008

Don't be a Hundley.

A derogatory statement designed to convey an absurdity in speech or action.

Background: When Pvt Hundley of the 2nd Pennsylvania regiment was killed by breaking ranks and being shot down by friendly artillery fire.

"Hey mom I think that it's too cold outside for the generator, can I put it in the living room?"

Billy! "Don't be a Hundley."

by FancyLad May 9, 2009

Don't drink if no buy

A phrase used by your local Indian gas station or conveinance Store's worker from Indian descent

Sir don't drink if no buy!

by Indianworker402 January 27, 2017

don horton

Taking a massive dump in a public toilet. And not flushing it.

Billy bob just left a huge don horton at walmart.

by LiamTheWise November 7, 2017