cumper

A jumper used as a cum-rag after a wank or shag.

Hey Bruce, hope you had tissues when you were travelling.

I am alright, had my cumper thankfully.

by fiddlebumper January 5, 2025

cumpony

Similar to company. But having someone over for strictly sex. Either a single person or many.

A way to let your friends know that your bust with a girl.

Her: come keep me cumpony

Him: she wants the d....

"Don't come over right now, I have cumpony.

by BUILD COSBY January 28, 2025

Cumple

A couple who dumpster dive for used condoms and call it a romantic dinner date

My parents met while running cumple solos

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

Cumpooing

To ejaculate while taking a big shit...

On rare occasions Danny ends up cumpooing if he is watching porn while sitting on the toilet...

by DrLoco April 1, 2025

Cumpose

The act of promposing to someone by cumming on them.

Man Alyssa is such a squirter she is definitely going to cumpose.

by Lilkaradmfnf April 24, 2025

Cumpaste

Toothpaste made of cum

John: What the fuck is Cumpaste!
Sarah: The toothpaste I made with my man’s cum
John: Fucking gross Sarah!

by DeathAssassin12 June 14, 2025

Cumposure

One’s ability to hold themself together while having sex, to stay cumposed until they reach the inevitable discumposure at the end.

“I managed to keep my cumposure for most of the time we fucked.”
“And then what?”
“I broke, of course: Discumposure is inevitable.”

by UnholyTaquito June 27, 2025