Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

CryPotato

A small little potato prone to a incureable crying disease hence the name CryPotato, CryPotato is also a gamer of many sorts

GODDAMNIT! i just got killed by that darn CryPotato again!

by El Potato God January 24, 2017

Cryptcrumpalumpchump

A lumpy, British gang member that is easily deceived.

Me: Hey Cuh, Look at that cryptcrumpalumpchump over there.
Cuh: Yeah, what a cryptcrumpalumpchump.
Me: Oh sheesh! He's coming this way!
Cuh: Run!

by TotallyToastly February 1, 2017

crypticrap

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

by AshNY July 12, 2017

Crypt Keeping

The act of inhaling human ashes through the anus.

After her ex-boyfriends funeral she broke into his parents house for some crypt keeping.

by MechaG May 9, 2019

Craptop

Dylan's Laptop

die craptop is kanker waardeloos

by spartun January 30, 2020

Cryptic_ytp

A stupid brit with way too much free time and no life

"who is cryptic_ytp?" "idfk he is irrelevant"

by Mr Ali a September 20, 2020