croncked

Croncked is when something is really off or stupid like just going sicko

Ex. Jennifer is the weirdest girl in our grade she is so croncked she wears Walmart leggings.

by Brookieswag October 16, 2019

Cronk

Cronk is a synonym for idiot, generally used lightheartedly as banter.

Don’t be such a cronk, Penelope.

by MinecraftLover999 November 29, 2019

Cronie

pronounced crow-knee

A person that has contacted the coronavirus.

I don't want to be walking around in the grocery store with a bunch of cronies.

by Hotgreentea May 9, 2020

Cronyvirus

Cronyvirus - is an affliction that renders its victims unable to speak or exercise moral judgment when it comes to addressing any controversial issue concerning the leadership, executive orders, statements or Tweets of President Donald Trump. It affects most Republican members of the House and the Senate If left untreated, Coronyvirus leaves victims in a zombie-like state in which they become silently complicit in supporting a party platform and the 45th President of the US despite overwhelming evidence of fraud, nepotism, sexual assault, abuse of power, hypocrisy, tax evasion and lying to the America public.
At this point, some victims, such as Jeff Flake, Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney, and Carly Fiorina appear to have recovered from the affliction, while others such as Susan Collins have only made a partial recovery. Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, along with others and US voters, are working on plans to achieve widespread immunity against Cronyvirus on or shortly after November 3, 2020.

Despite the Mueller report; disparaging books written by former Trump staff and family members; and stories about tax evasion and sexual assault President Trump has the support of the Republican party due to the rampant Cronyvirus epidemic among the GOP Senators and Representatives.

by The Quipster October 1, 2020

Crongle

Verb: to crinkle illegally. To crinkle something in a store without paying

The criminal crongled everything in the thrift store

by Bee Lord December 24, 2021

Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

Mini Cronic

A miniture form of hockey in which you play on carpet on your knees with miniture hockey sticks. AKA Mini Hockey

"Yo, put down that pink and lets play some Mini Cronic"

by Robbie England December 29, 2006